I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
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Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
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You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
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