I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
i broke my thumb. i no longer have 2 opposable thumbs. i'm sub-human. i love vicodin.
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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