I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
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She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
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About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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