The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
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It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
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Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
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