Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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