He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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