If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
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