i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
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Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
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Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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