Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
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Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
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We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
why does every cop we meet know your name?
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