Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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