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say what?
wanna hang out?
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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