i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
I stole a fireplace last night.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
Randomize
