one might say we're banned from that church
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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