so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
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i just snorted my name. best moment ever
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
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I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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