This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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