I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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