My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
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