Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
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So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
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Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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