Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
True strength comes from lack of pants
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
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