You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
I wish they made helmets for livers.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
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