I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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