"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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