if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
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My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
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Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
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