Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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