At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
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The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
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my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
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