Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
Never joke about your clitoris.
Randomize
