I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
I love you. Go after that dick
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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