just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
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So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
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I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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