Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
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What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
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Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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