Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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