and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
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When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
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Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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