To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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