I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
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