Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
splinters make it hard to masturbate
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
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