When you told me you were coming to my show, I didn't know you were bringing Satan and Brokeback Mountain with you.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
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i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
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the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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