If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
I will be naked everywhere
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
Randomize
