If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
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I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
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I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
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