So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
My unemployment check should really just be direct-deposited into the checking account of my drug dealer
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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