I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Randomize
