she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
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I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
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Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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