Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
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Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
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Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
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