SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
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