Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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