I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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