I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
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