Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
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No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
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he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
So I had this brilliant idea that I would sleep in all sorts of sweatpants and sweatshirts... Apparently I thought I could "sweat" off the drunk in my sleep and that it would make me feel better when I woke up
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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