Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
Hello, the Less Drunk that has my sister's phone. I am the Moderately Drunk. I am questioning your Friday activities. Why are you not the More Drunk?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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