youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
Randomize
