I love black thongs
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
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Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
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Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
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