my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
you never un-have a 4some
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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