You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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