I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
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It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
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WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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