Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
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Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
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I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
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