he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
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