theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
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theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
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New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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